Merlin

Your happy,their happy everybody's happy. What absolute crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well you should pay your rent then :lol:

Geordie and Makem are walking along the beach when makem finds a lantern which he promptly rubs.Up pops a genie and asks who rubbed the lantern.I did replies makem. Then you can have first wish then your friend can have a wish,you can wish for whatever you want.So makem thinks ,then says Build a wall around Sunderland to keep them Geordie B******S out.The genie is perplexed,you can have riches and women and you want a wall?Yes replies makem.So be it says the genie Woosh and a great big wall is all around Sunderland. Now Geordie what is it that you wish for,Geordie thinks a while and asks You know that wall he had built did it have any doors or windows in it?No replies the genie.Well then says Geordie fill it with water

thanks for the info.got something to think about now(that will hurt),as for !*!@# that also sounds like me!!

Ho !*!@# Ho :lol:

Thankyou!

Pete my ex neighbours lass used to live there before they were demolished,when I see him next I'll get more info. cheers

Oh yes it was "JOBBY" cos I bet he was filling his knickers up there!!!

Absolute Crap.Now I'm Happy

Am lost.....................................................help!

Can't you read! what do you want me to do,go down on bended knee and beg your forgiveness.............................................................I was wrong.............. but not in your context...........what do you want ................blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :unsure:

Isn't that supposed to read JOBBY up front

No he's not!

Yeah!I can just see you and Denzel at the Pole dancers emporium :lol:

So Malcolm how does this come about(Town Council) am interested.What changes are coming about?Do you think the decision making powers would really be handed over or is this just pie in the sky?Can it really be done?

Me an you Hard Lines,poor as ever and you still without your camera

With only 12 episodes made of Fawlty Towers, the BBC were keen to prolong the show. But both Cleese and Booth had felt that series 2 had been far better than series 1 and trying to make a third series that would be even better was near impossible. However, according to John Cleese in the extras section of the Fawlty Towers special 3 disc DVD, and in the book Fawlty Towers Fully Booked, a plot had been developed for a 90 minute feature-length film in which the hotel would be removed and utilizing the characters in a broader, more ambitious landscape. Cleese says: “ We had an idea for a plot which I loved. Basil was finally invited to Spain to meet Manuel's family. He gets to Heathrow and then spends about 14 frustrating hours waiting for the flight. Finally, on the plane, a terrorist pulls a gun and tries to hijack the thing. Basil is so angry he overcomes the terrorist and when the pilot says, "We have to fly back to Heathrow," Basil says, "No, fly us to Spain or I'll shoot you." He arrives in Spain, immediately arrested and spends the entire holiday in a Spanish jail. He is released just in time to go back on the plane with Sybil. It was very funny, but I couldn't do it at the time. Making Fawlty Towers work at 90 minutes was a very difficult proposition. You can build up the comedy for 30 minutes, but at that length there has to be a trough and another peak. It doesn't interest me. I don't want to do it In an interview some years ago Cleese said that episodes had been lost and ended up on the cutting room floor,he probably didn't mean to say the cutting room floor,but meant that film and episode scripts had been written but never produced as they felt that nothing could beat what they already had done! Still a cracking programme

Manic st preachers

You ever find out who it was you had better name and shame them pm's of course,sorted!

They made a hell of a lot more shows,the fact is they only have the twelve remaining cos some idiot threw away the rest of the programmes,if only someone had a video and recorded them they would be sitting on a fortune!

Blyth? Where's that?

Happy Birthday Mr Darn,an if me numbers come up the night aal get ye ya camera

Excellent :lol:

Is this a party to celebrate the proposed opening of the new power station,or a private invitation only do?Is the cooncil invited?Are there stalls there?Has Osomar been sighted?Has he started interveiwing?Whats the starting salary?Do I need to go to Afghanistan to get special training?Can I push the button eh! eh! please? :lol:

Straight over Pete's head that one Denzel