Denzel

Sorry wasnt been funny, doing a wicked job

You've huffed him now, hope you're happy with yourself. Harumph.

Well Mr Denzil, you are one. I'm certainly not

I can assure you that I have never been with the incumbent Sun Inn landlady.

Touche.

Well it's about time something was done down there; Bedlington is an absolute disgrace. Businesses can't afford the extortionate rates (it's the Front Street, not sodding Bond Street).

It's high time Wansbeck Council encouraged some reinvestment in the town, or it's just going to be a commuters ghost town. Judging by some of the houses for sale there's money there, but it isn't being spent locally.

Considering no emails have been sent to let people now it's back I don't think we're doing too bad. All the members up to now have simply discovered the site is back themselves.

Hats off to the Colonel for telling me it was back!

wonder how many victims there are then?

I can certainly name at least four.

Ah, after a good curry / guiness festive evening, the next morning I reach for Anusol to smooth

things internally. 10/10

ps also excellent lube

An excellent lube eh? Didn't know you were one of those '!*!@# ' fellows.

No, a suburb of Ulan Bator.

Indeed, imbibing cheap lager is how a Sunday should be spent.

Why thank you for that kind compliment sir!

A special interest section should be opened, just a thought.

Do you wish to inform fellow Bedlingtonians of your favourite dogging locations?

Personally I think anyone caught doing a crime (with the exception of speeding) should be shot, no questions asked.

Hence why i use miss instead of mrs u can keep the ball and chain

Two lovers entwined passed me by.

It does indeed suck! Erm, wrong choice of phrase.

Speaking from experience there?!

I take it one does not approve of this particular drinking establishment?

Sorry, but I must point out that your comment is wholly inaccurate. I have never had recourse to use Anusol or any proprietary brand of haemorrhoid cream. Indeed, my balloon knot is in excellent condition.

A bone of contention?

In my spare time I like to adopt the personality of bellowing mountaineer Brian Blessed.

Heavens to Betsy, maybe it was. Divine intervention methinks.

Sorry Pencil, I was referring to CK's rather negative opinion of our boys in blue.

I do hope that you are not referring to the fine body of men (and women) without whom you would be unemployed?

The man himself!

Good man, best place for her.

Well what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already.

Ah happy days........