Denzel

Especially for Symptoms, who loves nothing better than curling up on his sofa, plate of biscuits akimbo, watching all his programmes that he's marked off in his TV Chat magazine.

Some good stuff on the box at the moment.

BBC2 has Stewart Lee telling it like it is on a Monday night and voguish American crime drama each night in "The Wire".

Throw in Charlie Brooker deconstructing the news in "Newswipe", the excellent Jon Stewart on More 4's "The Daily Show" and Harry Hill's bizarre run through of the week's telly on "TV Burp" and you've got some formidable shiznit going down in the 'hood.

Enough about me, though, what's pressing your buttons at the moment, gogglebox-wise?

Stewart Lee - it was moderately funny.

The Wire - can't be arsed.

Charlie Brooker - didn't Victor Lewis-Smith do all that?

Daily Show - reasonable.

TV Burp - class.

Red Lion up for grabs Denzil,gap in the market there boy!

They want too much for it, and it's knackered.

Not a pub, but J R Johnson's footwear emporium would appear to be shutting, advertising as they are, a closing down sale.

Has anyone ever even considered buying a pair of shoes from there? It makes one wonder how these places have stayed open so long.

Used to get shoes from there when I were a nipper.

Sorry to dash your hopes Denzil, but I heard it on good authority that the Sam in question is a teenage boy

Fiddlesticks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Benet_Bis...lic_High_School

Because the majority of protesters in London today don't even know what they are protesting against themselves. Interestingly it was amusing to watch how many are wielding expensive top of the range Canon DSLR's and Sony video cameras produced by "The Man"

There was also a proliferation of balaclavas, bandanas and scarves, used to hide facial features. I hope the Dibble stamp on every windpipe.

Instead of complaining why not go to London with the rest of them and riot today. I hope the bizzies smash everyone of their stupid, student faces in.

Manchester City have sold Shaun Wright-Phillips to Madonna.

Super duper Hooper!

Denzel have a look .... most of your friends are on facebook

I have no friends. I'm an outcast.

So which were you.......?

Hermit

Still spending all day on Facebook? Whilst your lass has two, count 'em TWO jobs, and you spend your days chatting up students.

It'll all end in tears.

Well here`s another one..there was something going on at that Merlin`s Kitchen place yesterday, or whatever the place is called now, there was ambulances. a riot van, police cars and a load of kids on pushbikes surrounding it all

Scooter performed an impromptu set.

Up there with Captain Beefheart in the 'I listen to it because I like to think I'm superior' stakes. Not a patch on Scouting for Girls, or Maroon 5.

In a recent survey, 6 out of 7 dwarves said they weren't happy.

The buggers have shrunk.

Typical black attitude this is why they shoot each other and people like hp think its mint! Fuppin backstad!

HP embraces all cultures, races and creeds. I wish I was like him.

Went in today and she looked alot better, back on the normal type of respiraot and her MRI went well. and looks good. Thanks for all the words of support, shes got a British nurse looking after her at the min. I think she like hearing the accent

Excellent news, hats off to the nipper.

Hamburger Pimp could take them both down.

1. Top

2. And

3. Fingers

Don't you ever get bored with yourself?

Gan on kidda.

'Scrunchings?!'

It's bliddy batter man.

Ridge Farm - check

Netherton Club - check

The Wharton - check

Red Lion - RIP

Golf Club - check

Top Club - check

Blue Bell - RIP

Movies - check

Grapes - check

Sun - check

Market Tavern - check

Market Place Club - check

Northumberland Arms - check

The Monkey - check

Black Bull - check

Dun Coo - RIP

Terriers Club - check

Bedlington Terrier - RIP

Bank Top - check

Clayton - check

Percy - check

Railway - check

Station Club - check

Hamburger Pimp's Gentlemen's Relish Club - check

Still plenty of watering holes available to sate even the largest of thirsts.

Two words; 'Attention seeker'.

Boris is a fine chap.

pink lint

Barbara Cartland's muff.