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Denzel

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  1. Biarritz chocolates - can you still get them? Turkey - who in their right mind eats turkey any other time of year? It's as dry as sticks. Port - gout in a bottle. Mulled wine - it's against nature. Geet big tins of chocolates - just buy a couple of Dairy Milk bars - more choccy, less cash. Advocaat - howay man, it's made out of eggs.
  2. Should've just knacked the friggaz!
  3. Ring first, just to make sure they have some beer in.
  4. So basically you bottled it?
  5. Sod the Scottish restaurant, let's have a KFC.
  6. Can you define 'proper' music for me?
  7. I can confirm I was. As was the Colonel.
  8. Nah, they look like any other rag-tag group of half-arsed indie kids.
  9. Almost as fast as a stampede for Throwing Muses tickets.
  10. I agree, let's leave President Blair in charge.
  11. Come on CK, roasted parsnips are spot, and indeed, on.
  12. I'm pleased you enjoyed it sir. Next time come out with me, I don't think a day with Hairy Heed a VP is very good for you.
  13. Rock community?! Like where Fred Flintstone lives?
  14. Jenny's opposite The Black Bull. Superlative.
  15. I was under the impression the operation had already been carried out and was a roaring success?
  16. Bachelors such as myself have no need for frivolous items such as Christmas decorations. The electricity saved through not having to power lights/santas/reindeers/inflatable snowmen etc is instead used to power my TV, where re-runs of The Sweeney are gratefully viewed. And why buy baubles or tinsel when you can get four cans of Nelson from Netto for £3.29?
  17. Why? Aren't you any good?
  18. The working class can kiss my !*!@# , I've got the foreman's job at last.
  19. I don't want spotty faced youths grunting on about how life is crap and skateboarding is good. I'm more than happy to have a game of crib instead.
  20. Just realised, it is, of course, 'chimerlee', as per !*!@# van Dyke. Apologies all round.
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