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Denzel

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  1. Let's hear it for beer and tabs.
  2. Sod Wetherspoons, their pubs are always full of work-shy low lifes.
  3. Let's av a good ol' cockernee knees-ap rand the old Joanna.
  4. A good appetite is a sign of virility.
  5. So we can assume that the works of Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra and many Motown artists is inferior to that produced by talented muso's like Rammstein?
  6. I hope you're as flippant should you ever suffer from an abcess. Nasty feckers them.
  7. Yep, they've done away with the cistern, just going to have a little table at ideal cocaine-snorting height.
  8. Aha! Another reference to my supposed predeliction for 'dogging'. Hats off to you.
  9. Well it was open when I drove past earlier so looks like some of them have been left behind.
  10. £11.50 for him to put his tool in your mouth? I think it's a bargain.
  11. Why don't you and Mrs Student take The Sun over? Imagine how cool it would be; Pot Noodles on the bar every Sunday, a 4AD disco, massive version of Jenga and loads of lasses called Sophie and Emma writing cheques to pay for half a lager.
  12. Yep, despite Bono saying otherwise, all was NOT quiet on New Year's Day.
  13. Congestion on the A19? Explain please Arkwright.
  14. Oh Mr PN, get yourself a charver-patois phrasebook; you may find it easier to use than normal English.
  15. Denzel

    No Bother...

    An acquaintance of young 'Dazza' was set upon by one of the door-staff at the entrance to Movies. It's how the young pop-kids speak today Pencil Neck, get with it.
  16. The Red Lion leasehold can be yours for c.£40k; apparently it's been earmarked for a 'significant' refurbishment. Again.
  17. He shouldget his future son-in-law to do some 'creative accounting' so he can pick it up on the cheap.
  18. Hooligans the lot of them.
  19. Step forward, Colonel 'Dorty Shagger' Knowledge.
  20. I was hoping to meet Miss Darn in The Sun actually.
  21. It would be a good idea to advertise in 'In Touch' if they opted to print it on a decent weight of paper and sorted the registration out. Leave well alone I say. Go to printing.com, Alphagraphics or Prontaprint, get some decent A5 flyers done and deliver them yourself to the 'better' areas of Bedlington. Be much cheaper.
  22. Must admit Snowballs are canny, a regular tipple at twisty !*!@# 's house when lager/wine has run out. Well it's either that or !*!@# Dooley's.
  23. Yep, a warm welcome awaits in The Percy and The Clayton.
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