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Denzel

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Everything posted by Denzel

  1. Who's seeing it in with a pint tomorrow?
  2. Because Adam needed his loincloth washed.
  3. Always wet your toothbrush folks.
  4. Aye, I've only got 6,000 bog rolls left.
  5. I'm surprised no-one's complained yet.
  6. They were poor yesterday mind. Relegation fodder.
  7. I go to the Head Shed for a beard trim, they even pulled the hairs out of my bugle last week.
  8. Any chance you can embellish on this please @Malcolm Robinson? I didn't vote for you by the way.
  9. Dont worry @Eggy1948, I'll endeavour to do my best. I'll probably start in the time-honoured tradition with some serious door-canvassing around the Red House Farm area.
  10. Or get to run for mayor of Bedlington.
  11. Looking at some of the self-congratulatory rubbish on here I'm pleased I listened to their pleas and made my comeback.
  12. I like to think of myself as the voice of the people, @Eggy1948
  13. Working, drinking and generally enjoying life Pete! I'd heard this place was now just a propaganda tool for a few self-obsessed locals so thought I'd pop by and rattle a few cages. How about yourself?
  14. Aye I still see the Colonel, he was supposed to be out for a pint today but he's under the thumb now.
  15. Bedlingt n Community Centre! You couldn't make it up!
  16. Bedlington is crying out for a hairdressers.
  17. What a truly santimonious response.
  18. Who would've thought Arch was set up to feather the nests of certain locals?
  19. Shame the St Bedes parking campaign was an abject failure; the same idiot parents park where they want, just so little Poppy/Oscar don't have to get their shoes covered in Bedlington grime.
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