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Everything posted by Denzel

  1. Yes, all the shit pubs, barbers, takeaways, tattoo parlours and supermarkets have made Bedlington the place to be when it comes to Northumberland 'villages'. Step aside Bamburgh, there's a new kid in town. (I mean village).
  2. Who's seeing it in with a pint tomorrow?
  3. Because Adam needed his loincloth washed.
  4. Always wet your toothbrush folks.
  5. Aye, I've only got 6,000 bog rolls left.
  6. I'm surprised no-one's complained yet.
  7. They were poor yesterday mind. Relegation fodder.
  8. I go to the Head Shed for a beard trim, they even pulled the hairs out of my bugle last week.
  9. Any chance you can embellish on this please @Malcolm Robinson? I didn't vote for you by the way.
  10. Dont worry @Eggy1948, I'll endeavour to do my best. I'll probably start in the time-honoured tradition with some serious door-canvassing around the Red House Farm area.
  11. Or get to run for mayor of Bedlington.
  12. Looking at some of the self-congratulatory rubbish on here I'm pleased I listened to their pleas and made my comeback.
  13. I like to think of myself as the voice of the people, @Eggy1948
  14. Working, drinking and generally enjoying life Pete! I'd heard this place was now just a propaganda tool for a few self-obsessed locals so thought I'd pop by and rattle a few cages. How about yourself?
  15. Aye I still see the Colonel, he was supposed to be out for a pint today but he's under the thumb now.
  16. Bedlingt n Community Centre! You couldn't make it up!
  17. Bedlington is crying out for a hairdressers.
  18. What a truly santimonious response.
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