Denzel

Always wet your toothbrush folks.

Aye, I've only got 6,000 bog rolls left.

Has Tesco shut like?

I'm surprised no-one's complained yet.

They were poor yesterday mind. Relegation fodder.

I go to the Head Shed for a beard trim, they even pulled the hairs out of my bugle last week.

Right on, brother.

Any chance you can embellish on this please @Malcolm Robinson? I didn't vote for you by the way.

Dont worry @Eggy1948, I'll endeavour to do my best. I'll probably start in the time-honoured tradition with some serious door-canvassing around the Red House Farm area.

Or get to run for mayor of Bedlington.

Looking at some of the self-congratulatory rubbish on here I'm pleased I listened to their pleas and made my comeback.

I like to think of myself as the voice of the people, @Eggy1948

Pedanti unt.

Working, drinking and generally enjoying life Pete! I'd heard this place was now just a propaganda tool for a few self-obsessed locals so thought I'd pop by and rattle a few cages. How about yourself?

Aye I still see the Colonel, he was supposed to be out for a pint today but he's under the thumb now.