Keith Scantlebury

yup

I'll always be 21, fit and healthy with the physique of a racing snake.

Ah well, close

Co - Op

Thursday market ? Should that not be included in the 'good jokes' column ? Drove by on Thursday 1st May and there was 1 stall and a burger van.

Keith - I'll be working in Bedlington once I complete my induction and training, etc Doing ?

Well done marra, where will you be working

I went for a interview ( herdsmans job) and was asked if I swore a lot. I told him to f*** right off . I got the job .

He / she also had the wine review column in Saturdays Journal

Surely to God they had to be seen carrying it out of Gallagher park !!!

I wondered how long it would be before Gorbachev's love child waded in with his opinion .

The one at the station was in Keenleysides. I had a lot to say about on here at the time. It was a complete waste of time, space and effort. Nothing more than a table top sale, selling tat. I walked in once and not a single stall was manned. Usually those places are buzzing but this was a bunch of sour faced stall holders that weren't even talking to each other.

All of you are wrong, the old school is were the new Top Club will be built !! It will be an amalgamation of the top club and market place club ,with provision for the station club to re-locate. This "super club" will have a committee who will run the entire social scene of Bedlington. Bouncers will be employed to chuck troublemakers (local planners) to the dogs that will be kennelled where the old bogs were located below the school wall. All drinks will be less that £1. This will force all of the other pubs out of business A Blyth businessman will then buy the former boozers and transform them into super homes for old codgers and retired (and forced to retire) councillors.

I startidd my eggtensive heducayshun at the villuj infants. Thatt skule mayd me wot I am twodae

Wonder if I can run a lead to my house

Lanky fella, long neck always fishing

Was listening to them arguing the toss on the Jeremy Vine show the other day. They both claim to have come out on top after the debate.

8/10

Tommy Easton did move over the road Keith. He started over there after Bower Grange was built then became the Spar. As far as I remember he added the post office, the fuel pumps came later. Nothing was too much bother for that fella and he always spoke to everyone like they were all his friends.

Is the market café up rent ... or is it the flat above ( or both ) ?

When EWEsing (merc) these seats please keep your MUTTon a leash. RAMpant dogs are not welcome.

beware of CROOKS

Has that sheep seat been LAMBinated?

To be honest Malcolm, it comes as no surprise that a competition for best of breed ( in a group of Bedlington terriers ) was won by .... a Bedlington Terrier !!

I've seen them before from the north coast of Scotland but nothing as dramatic as the sight from here the other night. Even from the Hazelrigg estate there was some terrific pictures.