webtrekker

Yes, but don't forget, a massive 15% of those new homes will be 'affordable!' 

Given the fact that national debt HAS to increase year on year to keep the Bankers'  Ponzi scheme afloat, then, no matter who is in power, austerity will be the name of the game for the foreseeable future. 

This scam whereby the Treasury issues bonds (IOU's) to the Banks to print currency from thin air, backed by nothing at all, and then pays them interest on it, is the prime reason the UK, and the rest of the World for that matter, is perpetually in debt, and perpetually at war. 

The whole thing is a disaster. We may yet end up with Tom and Jerry running the country!

Hmm.... quality seems a bit degraded now. It looks slightly out of focus to what it used to be. May just be that I need a trip to Specsavers though! 

Probably just another Elite con to have XP etc replaced worldwide with the likes of W10, which has more backdoors than the local knocking shop. 

Paranoid?  Who? Me? Never!

After 7 years training and several more years in public practice, a good friend of mine has been found guilty of gross professional misconduct and struck off. He can no longer work in the medical profession he devoted his life to.

He had sex with a patient. It was, he says, consensual. Neither was married, but rules are rules. Anyway, all that training down the drain.

(**Lifts glass...**)

Here's to Dave. A good mate and the best vet I've ever known.

My girlfriend said if I don’t do page 7 of the Kama Sutra she will leave me.

It's put me in a very difficult position.
 

A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.

She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely.

At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing £10 in 50p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account.

At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.

'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.

The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.'

'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?'

The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously:

'I think so. Provided those wankers at Wickes deliver the f*cking bricks on time.'
 

A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down

at the table next to him. He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's

probably an off-duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies

for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :

'To Fly. To Serve'?

The woman looks at him blankly

He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto

'Winning the hearts of the world'?

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto

'Going beyond expectations'?

The woman looks at him sternly and says

'What the f*ck do you want?'

'Aha!' he says, "Ryan Air".

It's wrong to blame everything on Brexit when we know fine well it was the Russians every time! 

On 24/02/2017 at 12:25, Andy Millne said:

If anybody is wondering what all the racket is today it's the big guns at Otterburn. Will also be heard over Saturday and Sunday...

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Thanks for that. It had me, and especially my dog, wondering what the hell it was.

Nowhere near as loud as the farmer's bloody propane bird-scarer going off regularly in the field behind us though. 

Christmas Old and New -

No swearing by order of the management!  

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Haha! I remember you Talc, from the Mayfair days, along with David Potts and David Joab.

On 12/11/2016 at 16:56, moe19 said:

Monica Lewinsky siad she could not vote for Hillary as the last Clinton who was in office left a bad taste in her mouth

That sstain on her dress was only soup,  too,............ COCK-A-LEEKIE!

I might have a quick look while this paint is drying ...........

...... or then again, maybe not!

17 hours ago, Vic Patterson said:

I also like that guy Malcolm, Webtrekker, why would any decent honest person not feel obliged to try and repay a dept? If you borrowed $10,000 and spent it, regardless of where the money came from surely you must be obliged to repay it.

Fair enough Vic, but when you say 'decent and honest' you are referring to the borrower, not the lender. If you borrowed 10 grand and slaved most of your life trying to repay 3 times the amount you borrowed before discovering that the money came from nowhere and the lender wouldn't even be out of pocket if it was never paid back, would you not feel a little peeved? Add to that the situation where people go back to the bank saying they can't afford to repay the loan and come out with a BIGGER loan at the 'sound advice' of the bank manager!

It's bloody criminal!

I should add though that if I borrowed any amount from family and friends then I'd repay it asap and add on my own interest even if it was never asked for.

It's about time all this was brought into the open. It's a giant Ponzi scheme that will one day collapse and that day is looming ever nearer.

The sad fact is that 99% of the global population just haven't grasped this fact. You can't blame them though, as the PTB do their utmost to confuse the issue.

For those who don't already know, it works a bit like this: You want a loan. Before you even walk into the Bank that money doesn't exist - anywhere. However, the nice, friendly, Bank Manager rattles a few keys on his computer and Hey Presto!, £10,000 is conjured from thin air and appears in your account. 'Wonderful!' I hear you say. However, that non-existant money now has to be paid back to the Bank .... with INTEREST! So, you now have to work very hard to pay back 2 to 3 times the initial amount, that never existed in the first place! If you don't pay it back bailiffs come and remove your possessions, giving the Bank REAL goods for their imaginary money.

This is why I say to people struggling with debt repayments - 'Don't pay them! Forget about it. Have a life.' Yes, they'll chase you for it, but so what. Pay a nominal amount (£1 a month will do) and carry on as normal.

Forget about threats of WWIII,  the World will collapse when Fractional Reserve Banking collapses.

Number one has to be Willy Wonka, followed closely by See No Evil, Hear No Evil, with Richard Pryor.

5 hours ago, moe19 said:

If you see a group of men with looks of relief on tha  faces wandering around the flower beds outside the council offices you know what they are up to

Haha! The Great Escape (literally!)