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  1. 7 hours ago, Spuggy said:

    I say that: Neither 'MAY' or any of her 'Subjects' has a clue about where they are taking the UK!!!

    Your opinion is?

    My opinion is that my opinion means nothing in the grand scheme of things. Theresa May is just another pawn in the game. 


  2. Given the fact that national debt HAS to increase year on year to keep the Bankers'  Ponzi scheme afloat, then, no matter who is in power, austerity will be the name of the game for the foreseeable future. 

     

    This scam whereby the Treasury issues bonds (IOU's) to the Banks to print currency from thin air, backed by nothing at all, and then pays them interest on it, is the prime reason the UK, and the rest of the World for that matter, is perpetually in debt, and perpetually at war. 

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  3. After 7 years training and several more years in public practice, a good friend of mine has been found guilty of gross professional misconduct and struck off. He can no longer work in the medical profession he devoted his life to.

    He had sex with a patient. It was, he says, consensual. Neither was married, but rules are rules. Anyway, all that training down the drain.

    (**Lifts glass...**)

    Here's to Dave. A good mate and the best vet I've ever known.

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  4. A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot.

    The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.

    She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

    They even gave the child her very own hard hat and gloves, which thrilled her immensely.

    At the end of the first week, the smiling builders presented her with a pay envelope - containing £10 in 50p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money to the bank the next day to open a savings account.

    At the bank, the female cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'.

    'You must have worked very hard to earn all this', said the cashier.

    The little girl proudly replied, 'Yes, I worked every day with Steve and Wayne and Mike. We're building a big house.'

    'My goodness gracious,' said the cashier, 'And will you be working on the house again next week?'

    The child thought for a moment. Then she said seriously:

    'I think so. Provided those wankers at Wickes deliver the f*cking bricks on time.'
     


  5. A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down

    at the table next to him. He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's

    probably an off-duty flight attendant.

    So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies

    for, thereby impressing her greatly.

    He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :

    'To Fly. To Serve'?

    The woman looks at him blankly

    He sits back and thinks up another line.

    He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto

    'Winning the hearts of the world'?

    Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

    Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto

    'Going beyond expectations'?

    The woman looks at him sternly and says

    'What the f*ck do you want?'

    'Aha!' he says, "Ryan Air".

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  6. On 24/02/2017 at 12:25, Andy Millne said:

    If anybody is wondering what all the racket is today it's the big guns at Otterburn. Will also be heard over Saturday and Sunday...

    https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/588143/20170131_PWN_.csv/preview

    Thanks for that. It had me, and especially my dog, wondering what the hell it was.

    Nowhere near as loud as the farmer's bloody propane bird-scarer going off regularly in the field behind us though. 

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  7. On 12/11/2016 at 16:56, moe19 said:

    Monica Lewinsky siad she could not vote for Hillary as the last Clinton who was in office left a bad taste in her mouth :wacko:

    That sstain on her dress was only soup,  too,............ COCK-A-LEEKIE! :D

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