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webtrekker

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  1. I was standing at my wifes grave today and couldn't help chuckling to myself. She thinks I'm digging a fishpond.
  2. Paddy and Murphy are walking along a country lane in Ireland when Murphy spots a grave stone by the road side... "Oh bejaisus" says murphy "would you take a look at this Paddy, this fella lived to be a hundred and eighty seven" "Never" says Paddy "what was his name?" "Miles from Dublin" says Murphy..........
  3. A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.' The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.' Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?' The
  4. A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass ba
  5. In the line at the supermarket, the operator told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day.†The operator responded, "That's our problem today. The former generation did not care enough to save our environment." She was right, that generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, they returned their milk bottles, pop bottles and beer bottles. They were sent back to the plant to be washed and sterilised and refilled, so t
  6. Good post! Of course, 10 million people being given 1 million quid ech would produce a bill for 10 TRILLION quid ... about 1,000 times the current National Debt!
  7. I remember Dr. Brown well. Lovely man and very well respected by the whole community. His name does live on in the name of a Bedlington street, John Brown Court, which you can see here ...
  8. Imogen Thomas? Isn't she the girl who wanted to be an international supermodel but simply ended up doing giggs in Manchester?
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