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David S

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About David S

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  • Birthday 19/08/1974

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Bedlington, Northumberland.
  • Interests
    Cooking, Walking, Computers, Sightseeing & Traveling, Ancient History, Eating & Sleeping!, National Hunt Horses. and hopefully gardening as I've just moved to a home with my first garden!!
  1. A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
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