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  1. i say we don't just ask for autonomy from the rest of wansbeck, but demand independence from the rest of the world... imagine, bedlington as a superstate... warheads on the pitheaps and a swimming pool at every road end...

    Al join the Bedlington army if your starting one, all I want is three sqaure meals and a gallon of ale a day,

    :D

    That gets my vote.

    Mine to.

  2. Eye halve a spelling chequer

    It came with my pea sea

    It plainly marques four my revue

    Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

    Eye strike a key and type a word

    And weight four it two say

    Weather eye am wrong oar write

    It shows me strait a weigh.

    As soon as a mist ache is maid

    It nose bee fore two long

    And eye can put the error rite

    Its rarely ever wrong.

    Eye have run this poem threw it

    I am shore your please two no

    Its letter perfect in it's weigh

    My chequer tolled me sew.

    (Sauce unknown)

    According to a sutdy at Hrravad Unerstiivy msot pelope can raed and unadetnrsd any mxied up wrod as lnog as the frsit leettr and the lsat lteter are in palce. This is bcesaue we raed wrods as a wolhe and not as leretts in oderr.

    So y'oure smraetr tahn you thohgut hhu?

    :D:D:D:D

    I think you might want to run a spellcheck on that.

    Could not find any spelling mistackes in that piece of text. :D

  3. I didn't get it either Pete, found a rake of volleyball though.

    Had the techno's check it out at work, glad they can speak French, they told me I have to down load software from that site, I would never have guesed not being a spearker of French, so I might be able to watch it next season.

    Did manage to get a German football match but the quality was crap couldn't really whach it.

    Thanks for the web address Denzil.

  4. Considering the Toon where getting closer to the relegation zone under the last manager, Glen Reoder has done a fantastic recovery job guiding the Toon into the inter toto. Glen should be rewarded with the managers job.

    Can anybody tell me how to do a poll as I tried but unsuccesful?

  5. One of the children's parents stopped me in the foyer at Bedlington Bears and said "Wendy, I am a psychic medium. I forsee that in the near future, you will advertise my services on Bedlington.co.uk. My God! she was 100% correct because here it is. Isn't that spooky? Email me if you want her telephone number. Alternatively, come to the door and ask for the number (while learning that your first week's childcare is absolutely free).

    Can you ask your psychic for next weeks lotery numbers?

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