PussyKat

that sounds about right lol

and who can forget them cheap plastic tables and the newbiggin corner?

is that the hair pin bend near the bank top pub? if it is then its a crackin road if you like fast corners lol

ta for the pics - was wondering wat they looked like - will fetch me bloke for a look when we're up visitin next month - he ain't had the pleasure of newbiggin yet lol

you wanna try living where i do - bedlington would be classed as paradise. we got 1 pub (and its crap) and an indian takeaway which is pretty decent. only good thing is train station bein at end of street and we can be in leeds or york in 20 mins

i used to like the domino - altho it dont exist these days

he was on the bog apparently

rotfpmsl - keep em comin

we aint all like that you no!!

to be honest as long as we finish above the mackums i'll be happy!

was listening to TFM last nite (only kind of north east station i can get) and the DJ - Gary reckons the same, why weren't the kids being looked after, most of these hotels offere baby sitting services anyway, and how come only maddie went and not the twins, i just hope that IF she is dead then it was quick and she didnt suffer.

got no chance down here tonite, not if the weather forecasters are correct

sleep overcame me and i wasnt gonna set the alarm either lol. were they any good?

"we are top of the league"

i prefer them with hoi sin sauce, cucumber and spring onions myself!

i use a site called king.com - u can pay to be a full member but i'm just 'practising' - loads of different types of games for all kinda people.

nice 1 - an excuse to stay up later than normal lol - late start for work tomorro too

i'm sire that kinda thing used to go on at butlins holiday camps years back i hope she's found safe and well tho

is that the nite? forgot about it and hope i aint missed it

No!!!! I'm Sportacus

its right tho - altho i think malcolm is on someone's mailing list that im on too!!

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course,"slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

A drunk staggers int o a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall! The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? " She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little !*!@#, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."