I think weeing in public has its benefits..it seems to produce some good stories. One of Dad's pals had a wazz in tallentyres doorway many moons ago, when collared by the plod and asked if he had a police record he said, "Yes I have, message in a bottle." Chortle, the old ones are the best. An ex pub landlord some of us know had a widdle outside the domino. On sight of the police heading towards him he began to run, spilling beer-wee all over his trousers and shoes, he though he had won his race with the law when he tragically jammed his charles in the zipper and gave the cops a few extra vital seconds to catch him and fine him £30 or so. Not a good night! Of course ladies shouldn't piddle in public, that's just gross.