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Dr Pit

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  1. I am quite surprised you admire Neville Chamberlain so much.
  2. You not fancy being a lolly pop man,or you are too old for all that?
  3. No I am just a lad. Did you work there?
  4. You must be really old to know all this.
  5. Rex parker alive and well, lives in Stakeford.
  6. Yes I agree, an excellent idea, a memorial to someone who genuinely deserves it.
  7. It is an excellent venue for wedding do,s etc. Good value, good size. Be a shame if it closes, no where else as good in the town.
  8. Was always used on picnic day, for public speaking and brass bands etc. Never seen it used for ages.
  9. Irishman drags a huge box down to the Antiques roadshow in Dublin. He tells the expert it has been in his loft for fourty years and suspects it is a family heirloom. "Are you insured?" asks the expert "No, do you think I should be?" asks the irishman "Yes" says the expert "Its your water tank"
  10. Apparently when jacko turned up in heaven he bumped into Elvis and informed him that he had married his daughter. Elvis was delighted and replied "Thank God, some one said she had married a !*!@# !"
  11. that should just about finish off some allready struggling businesses in Bedlington. short sighted fools that they are.
  12. Quite agree, I heard that the garden waste goes into landfill in any case. If possible put it in your black bin. Instead of promoting recycling they are trying to profit from it. Its not like we dont pay enough anyway.
  13. Woman comes into bedroom in sexy underwear and says to husband "Tie me up and do whatever you want!" so he tied her up , shagged her sister, and went fishing.
  14. Dr Pit

    Jade Goody

    Yes I can understand that but people in this situation often dont realise what they are entitled to.
  15. Dr Pit

    Jade Goody

    the person you know will be entitled to a payment (weekly) if they are terminally ill with cancer.
  16. I saw alot of police cars and two ambulances, but couldnt see what had happened. Anyone know the true cause of the commotion?
  17. Yes my mistake, sorry. Must have been half asleep last night.
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