“Puns” to make you smile
1. A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
2 A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”
3. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
4. In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”
5. On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
6. At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.”
7. On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your