Tuesday - one line joke night - Canada's turn - Vic's probably know these :-
What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common? ....................................................................... The taste!
What are the 2 seasons in Canada? ........................................................... Winter and July!
What do Canadians sing when they get excited .............................................................. Who let the sled dogs out!
What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe? ......................................................................................A canoe tips.
How does a Canadian hold up their hair? ...................................................... With moose.
How do you know Adam was a Canadian? .............................................................................. Who else could stand beside a naked woman and be tempted by a fruit?