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Sw@lnalla

Sw@lnalla

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Pete and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, What 20 Million British Women Want.

He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.

His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"

Pete calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they spelled my name right."

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Cympil

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Aye noow av got the picture.

:lol::lol::lol:

But a divent understand chiyneez mind.

:lol::lol::lol:

It`s easy really man..

Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table

Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift

Dum Gai A stupid person

Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a

fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia Approach me

Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island

Lao Zi Not very good

Lin Ching An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding Achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse

Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice

Si-Ling Fan A device to keep you cool

Sum Dum !*!@# Irritating drivers

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Denzel

Denzel

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It`s easy really man..

Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table

Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift

Dum Gai A stupid person

Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a

fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia Approach me

Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island

Lao Zi Not very good

Lin Ching An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding Achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse

Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice

Si-Ling Fan A device to keep you cool

Sum Dum !*!@# Irritating drivers

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hilarious. And I mean that sincerely.

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stu

stu

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It`s easy really man..

Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table

Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift

Dum Gai A stupid person

Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a

fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia Approach me

Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island

Lao Zi Not very good

Lin Ching An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding Achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse

Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice

Si-Ling Fan A device to keep you cool

Sum Dum !*!@# Irritating drivers

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mint girl absolutely mint

May I nominate Miss Vic for Hu Flung Dung :lol:

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Guest mongo

Guest mongo

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3 sisters, ann, jan & !*!@#

all have big feet, ann & jan go on a date, 1 of the boys says" jesus you have big feet" ann says you should see our !*!@# 's there huge. :lol::lol::lol:

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Pete

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Pete and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, What 20 Million British Women Want.

He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.

His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"

Pete calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they spelled my name right."

;)

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Pete

Pete

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It`s easy really man..

Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table

Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift

Dum Gai A stupid person

Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a

fugitive

Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia Approach me

Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island

Lao Zi Not very good

Lin Ching An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding Achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse

Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice

Si-Ling Fan A device to keep you cool

Sum Dum !*!@# Irritating drivers

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

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Sw@lnalla

Sw@lnalla

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:lol::lol::lol:

Cympil reminds me of someone Pete, is it this?

I'll tell you a story that is sure to please,

Of a great farting contest at Burton-on-Tees

Where all the best arses paraded the field,

To compete in a contest for various shields.

Some tighten their arses and fart up the scale,

To compete for a cup and a gallon of ale.

While others whose arses are biggest and strongest,

Compete in the section for loudest and longest.

Now this years event had drawn quite a large crowd,

And the betting was even on Mrs. MacLeod.

For it had appeared in the evening edition,

That this lady's !*!@# was in perfect condition.

Now, old Mrs. Jones had a perfect backside,

Half a forest of hairs with a wart on each side.

And she fancied her chances of winning with ease,

Having trained on a diet of cabbage and peas.

The Vicar arrived and ascended the stand,

And thus he addressed this remarkable band.

"The contest is on as is shown in the bills,

We've precluded the use of injections and pills."

Mrs. Bindle arrived amid roars of applause,

And promptly proceeded to pull off her drawers,

For though she'd no chance in the farting display,

She'd the prettiest bottom you'd see this day.

Now, young Mrs. Pothole was backed for a place,

Though she'd often been placed in the deepest disgrace

By dropping a fart that had beaten the organ,

And the poor Vicar, old Jonathon Morgan.

The ladies lined up at the signal to start,

And winning the toss, Mrs. Jones took first fart

The people around stood in silence and wonder,

While her wireless announced gale warnings and thunder.

Now, Mrs. MacLeod reckoned nothing of this,

She'd had some weak tea and was all wind and pride.

So she took up her place and her !*!@# opened wide,

But unluckily !*!@#... and was disqualified.

Then young Mrs. Pothole was called to the front,

And started by doing a wonderful stunt.

She took a deep breath and clenching her hands,

She blew the whole roof off the popular stands.

That left Mrs. Bindle, who shyly appeared,

And smiled at the clergy who lustily cheered.

And though it was reckoned her chances were small,

She let out a winner, outfarting them all.

With hands on her hips, she stood farting alone,

And the crowd stood amazed at the sweetness of tone.

And the clergy agreed without hindrance or pause,

And said, 'First, Mrs. Bindle... now pull up your drawers!'

But with muscles well tensed and legs full apart,

She started a final and glorious fart.

Beginning with 'Chopin' and ending with 'Wing'

She went right up the scale to 'God Save the King'.

She went to the rostrum with maidenly gait,

And took from the panel, a set of gold plate.

Then she turned to the Vicar with sweetness sublime

And smilingly said, 'Come up and see me some time!'

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Guest mongo

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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around'"!

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