It Gets You Down

[Cympil]

A concrete parachute

[Pete]

A concrete parachute

Or a parachute made from a fishing net.

[Cympil]

Or a parachute made from a fishing net.

Or an open man-hole cover

[Pete]

Or an open man-hole cover

That would be painfull landing with that above your heed.

[Sw@lnalla]

A concrete parachute

Discovering that my date has a winky.

[Guest mongo]

Discovering that my date has a winky.

i hope you blew her off

[Pete]

quote name='mongo' date='May 18 2007, 11:47 AM' post='9427']

i hope you blew her off

[Pete]

Discovering that my date has a winky.

The thought of that would be frightening.

[Monsta®]

quote name='mongo' date='May 18 2007, 11:47 AM' post='9427']

i hope you blew her off

[Hamburger Pimp]

The other week I took a woman to a restaurant for a date.

It was alright, but it wasn't very filling!!!!LOL!!!!!!!11!!IEITWASTHEFRUITCALLEDADATE!!!!!11!!!!!

[Cympil]

The thought of that would be frightening.

The thought of him blowing him off would be more frightening

[Pete]

The thought of him blowing him off would be more frightening

[Pete]

The other week I took a woman to a restaurant for a date.

It was alright, but it wasn't very filling!!!!LOL!!!!!!!11!!IEITWASTHEFRUITCALLEDADATE!!!!!11!!!!!

You need a few chips with it Colonel

[Sw@lnalla]

Being told your life will be shortened because you have cancer.

[Cympil]

Being told your life will be shortened because you have cancer.

Aye,that`s a proper downer..but anyones life can be shortened,cancer or not

Life`s a bitch but at least your still here to tell the tale

[Pete]

Being told your life will be shortened because you have cancer.

Yes, roll on the day when they find a cure for that illness.

[Cympil]

Ok,where`s the posts gone from here? What was so bad that they got took off or have i missed summic

[Guest missvic]

Ok,where`s the posts gone from here? What was so bad that they got took off or have i missed summic

Blame young Denzil for that one! He can be so rude at times... the follow one posts didn't really make sense and I thought it a bit cruel to the hedgehog! Maybe you could whip him into shape?!!

Are you really a vegetarian Cympil? And if so, what do you think about the whole mars bar controversy?

[Cympil]

Blame young Denzil for that one! He can be so rude at times... the follow one posts didn't really make sense and I thought it a bit cruel to the hedgehog! Maybe you could whip him into shape?!!

Are you really a vegetarian Cympil? And if so, what do you think about the whole mars bar controversy?

Nah,i`m not vegetarian, i`ve never heard owt about mars bars,only that you can have them battered at the chip shop

[Pete]

Nah,i`m not vegetarian, i`ve never heard owt about mars bars,only that you can have them battered at the chip shop

Thats not very nice, battering a mars bar.

[stu]

Thats not very nice, battering a mars bar.

These bunnies are getting me down I'd like to batter them along with black pudding mushrooms bacon................

Yum Yum

[Blank]

Why dont you catch the rabbits and then sell them at the shows?

[Cympil]

Why dont you catch the rabbits and then sell them at the shows?

I don`t think they`d be worth owt with bulging eyes and a garroted throat..do you

[Denzel]

Stick a pie crust on Bugs and he'll be fine.

[Cympil]

Stick a pie crust on Bugs and he'll be fine.

i don`t think so you`re welcome to try though