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2 hours ago, Symptoms said:

"Events, dear boy, events."

Oh, how Theresa May must be glad her wrinkly and dementia tax is off the front page.

You blinked; you missed the 'U' turn!

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7 minutes ago, webtrekker said:

The whole thing is a disaster. We may yet end up with Tom and Jerry running the country!

Personally I would prefer Tom and Jerry to the May - or - May not -or- May be - or May be not -or - possibly not - or - why not Party.

Pity  the Monster Raving Looney or whatever party haven't put up a serious candidate, although having said that, the May or May not Party do have Borris which is a near enough Raving Loony I suppose. Then if you are really hard up for choice there is the "Fararge Balloon Lot"........................

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49 minutes ago, bluebarby said:

Personally I would prefer Tom and Jerry to the May - or - May not -or- May be - or May be not -or - possibly not - or - why not Party.

Pity  the Monster Raving Looney or whatever party haven't put up a serious candidate, although having said that, the May or May not Party do have Borris which is a near enough Raving Loony I suppose. Then if you are really hard up for choice there is the "Fararge Balloon Lot"........................

Perhaps all we can hope for is a fair fight involving all the parties.

 

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On a more serious note I do like the advert for the 'Can't Be Arsed Party' which is, according to the advert  the country's biggest political party. 

In the past too much blood was spilt, too many bones broken, too many bruised bodies and too many pumped out stomachs to allow such a party to exist. 

I personally don't care who anyone votes for that is their decision but the important thing is that all those who are entitled a vote should turn up at the polling station, if they don't like any of the candidates then that does not matter simply spoil your voting slip, the important thing is that you turned up. 

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1 hour ago, bluebarby said:

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I personally don't care who anyone votes for that is their decision but the important thing is that all those who are entitled a vote should turn up at the polling station, if they don't like any of the candidates then that does not matter simply spoil your voting slip, the important thing is that you turned up. 

A good argument to the Null vote so thoroughly disliked by our establishment politicos!

Generally when a politico bemoans the fact that people don't vote it's a cipher for: they aren't voting for me and the more people who have no command of the facts that can be persuaded to trot into the polling stations the more likely it is they'll fall for my empty rhetoric!

Of course a substantial Null vote would kill this political strategy stone dead!   :)

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Last couple of days Ms May or Ms Maymaynot has abandoned her large ball bearing and anchor chain necklaces but then tonight they are back in favour again. 

Any comments anyone? Is this of any significance? 

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On 5/31/2017 at 23:46, bluebarby said:

Last couple of days Ms May or Ms Maymaynot has abandoned her large ball bearing and anchor chain necklaces but then tonight they are back in favour again. 

Any comments anyone? Is this of any significance? 

Isn't it obvious: anchor chain is strong and the large ball bearing stable.   You should be reflecting on the length of her trousers though; I'm reliably advised by nearby females that these are far too short.  This could be read as an omen for coming austerity,  but I think it's far more likely that she's keeping her stilettos free to give head champagne socialist Emily I'll-do-ANYTHING-for-a-cabinet-post Thornberry a good kicking.

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Has Diane been told to keep out the way  until its all over ? I aint seen nothing of her for a while. I think the only way Labour will win is if Diane counts the votes    :lol:

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Well... he's an intellectual match for Boris, isn't he?  Or... is it that he just has a far louder voice?  :unsure:

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Corbyn  just made a speech on Teeside and asked for a minutes silence for the people killed in the attacks at  Manchester and LIVERPOOL

So intent on trying to score political points on the back of these peoples murders he cant even get the place they were murdered  at correct 

 

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13 minutes ago, moe19 said:

Corbyn  just made a speech on Teeside and asked for a minutes silence for the people killed in the attacks at  Manchester and LIVERPOOL

So intent on trying to score political points on the back of these peoples murders he cant even get the place they were murdered  at correct 

He's already done a complete 'U'' turn on shoot to kill! :o  What you're actually voting for with Jeremy is: a catastrophic coalition of Trotskyites, Scottish Nationalists and EU fanatics!  (Yes, I copy/pasted that one from today's email from leave.eu, but that doesn't make it any less true!)

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  It Looks like my thoughts on   ABBOTT may have been correct 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3725804/jeremy-corbyn-attacks-pm-over-police-cuts-after-london-bridge-terror-attack-but-his-shadow-home-secretary-is-nowhere-near-the-airwaves-after-tv-ban/

As shadow home secretary she should have been on TV and sending condolences to the family's of the murdered folk in London.

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Looks like the media gossip  has flushed her out to make an interview , unfortunately  it seems like it is her worst car crash interview of all time, its embarrassing to watch her but at the same time its worrying that this woman could be in charge of the security of this country.

 

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