Tommy and his Lass on tha hols

[moe19]

I love this youtube clip the man is called is Tommy I dont know what his wife is called but they have travelled to Langkawi  (an archipelago made up of 99 islands on Malaysia's west coast)

I wonder what the other couple in the cable car made of Tom I am  sure they never expected to meet someone like him after travelling thousand of miles to somewhere so exotic 

I have often heard folk say you will always find a Geordie wherever you go

 

 

 

 

[Canny lass]

53 minutes ago, moe19 said:

the man is called is Tommy I dont know what his wife is called

I think she might be called 'embarrassed'.

[Vic Patterson]

Ah think ah need an intorpritator for some of it!

I church or in chapel just let it rattle, no matter where you be let the wind go free, (but not in a such a confined space and a captive audience!)

[Vic Patterson]

Oh what a sleekit, horrible beastie
Lurks in yer stomach efter a feastie
As ye sit doon amang yer kin,
There starts to stir a michty wind.

The neeps and tatties and mushie peas,
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin' wi' the sonsie face
Will hiv ye blawin' a' ower the place.

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A?'body's gonnae huv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle,
It's like a bullet oot a rifle.

Haud yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try tae stop the leakin' air.
Shift yersel' fae cheek tae cheek
An' pray to God it disnae reek.

But a' yer efforts go assunder,
Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder.
It ricochets aroon' the room,
Michty me! A sonic boom!

God almighty, It fairly reeks
(I hope a hivnae' shit ma breeks)
Straight tae the bog ah better scurry
Aw whit the hell, It's no ma worry.

A'body roon'aboot me's chokin'
Wan or twa are nearly bokin'.
Ah'll feel much better fur a while,
Ah cannae help but raise a smile.

'Twis him!! Ah shout, wi' accusin' glower.
Alas, tae late. He's jist keeled ower.
'Ye mingin' clert!' They shout and stare.
Ah amnae welcome ony mair.

Where e'er ye be, Let yer wind gang free
(Sounds jist the job fir thee an me)
Whit a fuss at Rabbies pairty
Ower the sake o' wan wee ferty.

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