A Fitting Tribute

[Hamburger Pimp]

Southampton FC are to pull down a statue recently erected in honour of one of their greatest players, Ted Bates.

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The reason? It's bliddy rubbish.

Look at his diddy legs!

[Pete]

Southampton FC are to pull down a statue recently erected in honour of one of their greatest players, Ted Bates.

Story here

The reason? It's bliddy rubbish.

Look at his diddy legs!

£102,000 Not a bad price for a piece of bad art

[Pencil_Neck]

£102,000 Not a bad price for a piece of bad art

Long arms......

[Pete]

Long arms......

Little legs

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Face like Margaret Thatcher:

[Mrs Pencilneck]

Southampton FC are to pull down a statue recently erected in honour of one of their greatest players, Ted Bates.

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The reason? It's bliddy rubbish.

Look at his diddy legs!

Well at least it's not some bloke walking on a square foot of astroturf for a week on Ashington front street...

...or the portal to another dimension at the entrance to the Jubilee industrial estate....

Fear not good citizens, you council tax isn't wasted on such marvels....it's the VAT you pay with a smidge of Income Tax...and the lottery....

[Denzel]

Southampton FC are to pull down a statue recently erected in honour of one of their greatest players, Ted Bates.

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The reason? It's bliddy rubbish.

Look at his diddy legs!

Fetch him the diddy bat.

[Hamburger Pimp]

Diddy bat! When are you coming back?

[Denzel]

Diddy bat! When are you coming back?

Later tonight.

[Sw@lnalla]

Imagine erecting a statue to Master Bates on Tyneside.

[Sw@lnalla]

Later tonight.

Imagine erecting a statue to Master Bates on Tyneside.

[Denzel]

Imagine erecting a statue to Master Bates on Tyneside.

It wasn't funny the first time you said it, gonk.