Unveiling!

[Malcolm Robinson]

The date............October 5th.

Venue...............Bedlington Market Place.

Time................10.00am - noon.

[Keith Scantlebury]

...... and ??

[mercuryg]

he won't tell! Malcolm's a big meanie!

[wonky]

[mercuryg]

Hang on, it's a statue of Keith Lockey! I'm right, Malcolm?

[John White]

I hate it when he does that!!!

[Brian Cross]

Cow pat chucking ?

[Malcolm Robinson]

[Canny lass]

Must be big if it takes 2 hours to unveil it.

[Malcolm Robinson]

The word has got out, everyone is heading up to Bedlington for Saturday morning!

Oh and 2 hours will be cutting it fine Canny Lass!

[mercuryg]

Will I need to do me hair for the TV cameras, Malcolm?

[Malcolm Robinson]

Not this week Merc, that's next week!

[wonky]

I have asked wor joanne to gan up and see what all the fuss is about..if its gonna be on telly I can pick up tyne tees with my freeview..will she have to do her hair too ?..lol

[keith lockey]

Sorry, Malcolm, I'll have to let the lads and lasses know what the unveiling is.

SEE YOU TUBE ATTACHMENT

Her stage name is Mystique Delight but her real name is Doris Spoggatt and she is a cleaner at the Clayton Arms.

She will be unveiling herself at the Market Place club - actually the unveiling is waving her dusters about to give them an air.

She does private performances but she is booked up at my place until 2014...I've got a lot of cleaning to do.

[Keith Scantlebury]

if she's a cleaner at the Clayton she wants sacked !!! she's crap at doing windows

[wonky]

jaysus !! she`s a fine thing that cleaner and I certainly wouldn't kick her out the bed for farting ..lol

any hows..back to the grand unveiling...its getting some build up..it wasn't long ago there was this massive long build up to the big bedlington song...and we know how that ended up..pmsl..lol

[keith lockey]

It's not your 'coming out' day is it Malcolm!!!

The day you unveil your feminine side as Robina Malcolms, brown hair, hazel eyes, likes long walks along the beach and listening to Neil Sedaka. Seeks likewise spirit to share evenings in / out, non-smoker, own car must be W.E.D. Requires help with make-up and must have full knowledge of applying false eyelashes and lip-gloss.

Believe me you are doing the right thing, Robina. keeping it locked inside can only damage your chi. Ask Wonky about his mate. He hid it away for so long and the poor sausage suffered all that time. Unleash the vixen in you; take control of you inner desires; don't be afraid of watching wrestling on the telly or popping down to the gym to pump iron - though not in your six-inch stilletos. I applaud your decision Robina...Malcolm, just make sure you shave your legs on the day.

[Malcolm Robinson]

Keith,

you have been my inspiration!

[Eileen]

Will Pete be there.

[wonky]

lol..don't get me started on jerry the racist again,theres been murder over it..another story for another day..laughing at your comment makes me really wonder whats really going on..and if I were you keith I`d stay away from the small adds..it will only get you into bother and end in tears..lol

It's not your 'coming out' day is it Malcolm!!!

The day you unveil your feminine side as Robina Malcolms, brown hair, hazel eyes, likes long walks along the beach and listening to Neil Sedaka. Seeks likewise spirit to share evenings in / out, non-smoker, own car must be W.E.D. Requires help with make-up and must have full knowledge of applying false eyelashes and lip-gloss.

Believe me you are doing the right thing, Robina. keeping it locked inside can only damage your chi. Ask Wonky about his mate. He hid it away for so long and the poor sausage suffered all that time. Unleash the vixen in you; take control of you inner desires; don't be afraid of watching wrestling on the telly or popping down to the gym to pump iron - though not in your six-inch stilletos. I applaud your decision Robina...Malcolm, just make sure you shave your legs on the day.

[Canny lass]

Will Pete be there.

Maybe it'sPete who's being unveiled, Eileen!

[keith lockey]

IT'S BEDLINGTON'S NEW REDEVELOPMENT PLAN, ISN'T IT!!!

Edited October 2, 2013 by keith lockey

[Malcolm Robinson]

[Malcolm Robinson]

One more day.............

[Malcolm Robinson]

BTW,

Rain will stop play tommorrow!!!!