" A Future Fair For All "

[threegee]

New Labour promises us "A future fair for all" if they win the election.

Where should this "fair" be held?

Nominations here: .....

[Symptoms]

How about ...

Venue for the fair: 20 acres

Venue for the New Labour speech makers: The Bandstand at the bottom of Bedlington Bank

We could even have marching bands making their way down Front Street!

[Monsta®]

venue for fair: anywhere far away from bedlington

venue for labour speeches: in a big leeky boat just off the somali coast (same applies to the lib dems and conservatives)

[Symptoms]

Oh! I forgot a name for the event. How about: The Look Back in Anger at What the Tories Did to Us Picnic.