Congratulations Miss Vic

[BarLassofBedlington]

Would like to say congrats to miss vic for passing her exams and is now a qualified teacher(i think ive got this right), well done!!! So if anyone sees her round and about in bedlington buy the lass a drink!!!well done vic!!!! x x

[Denzel]

Would like to say congrats to miss vic for passing water!!!well done vic!!!! x x

[Guest missvic]

eek! thanks!

[Denzel]

eek! thanks!

A standing ovation awaits.

[Mr Darn]

A standing ovation awaits.

i propose a standing ovation at the bar of the local pub, any takers?

[Ms Hair]

Have you got a job yet then miss vic? I also qualified to teach this year and have found that no, they are not "crying out for teachers."

[Joe Rooney]

Have you got a job yet then miss vic? I also qualified to teach this year and have found that no, they are not "crying out for teachers."

Sounds like the old Bedlington conundrum. (Is that how you spell it?)

Bureaucrat: Without education and qualifications among the working classes, it would be pointless to entice jobs to Bedlington. Send the jobs to a more deserving town!

So you have qualifications? Well we don't need anyone for those positions now. Unless of course you relocate South, or to the Colonies. (Australia, Canada, New Zealand, or wherever.)

Usually at this point, the discouraged graduates pack up and leave, not easy when all your friends and family are in Bedlington.

Next bureaucratic edict. We have to help the young people, lets entice some jobs to Ashington!

Was ever thus, but for the sake of you both, I sincerely hope not!

Joe

[Pencil_Neck]

Sounds like the old Bedlington conundrum. (Is that how you spell it?)

Bureaucrat: Without education and qualifications among the working classes, it would be pointless to entice jobs to Bedlington. Send the jobs to a more deserving town!

So you have qualifications? Well we don't need anyone for those positions now. Unless of course you relocate South, or to the Colonies. (Australia, Canada, New Zealand, or wherever.)

Usually at this point, the discouraged graduates pack up and leave, not easy when all your friends and family are in Bedlington.

Next bureaucratic edict. We have to help the young people, lets entice some jobs to Ashington!

Was ever thus, but for the sake of you both, I sincerely hope not!

Joe

Like Alice

Try a position in McDonalds to gain some management experience

[Sw@lnalla]

Was ever thus, but for the sake of you both, I sincerely hope not!

Joe

You nailed it Joe

[Denzel]

Have you got a job yet then miss vic? I also qualified to teach this year and have found that no, they are not "crying out for teachers."

'Ooooh look at me, look at me.....'

[Ms Hair]

Shh Denzel. I don't diss your achievements. I encourage you if anything....remember the treadmill times.

[Guest missvic]

Have you got a job yet then miss vic? I also qualified to teach this year and have found that no, they are not "crying out for teachers."

Congratulations Ms Hair!

alas... only the ragged world of supply here...

i've set me heart on becoming a zookeeper now anyway... just need a few million to buy the pit heaps and a good landscaper to build me an giraffe enclosure... may be easier than finding a job?

[BarLassofBedlington]

Well Ive started my HNC in Hospitality management and so far ive been searching for a job for months and still seem to be stuck with my 3 nights a week in the market tavern, not that I can argue with that coz its not actually a bad place to work.

Everyone says there will be all sorts of opportunities at the end of it bus is that really true, are all the jobs taken by immigrants that dont know a thing???????

[Guest missvic]

Well Ive started my HNC in Hospitality

Congratulations Bar Lass

ive been searching for a job for months

Join the club!

[Hamburger Pimp]

Well Ive started my HNC in Hospitality management and so far ive been searching for a job for months and still seem to be stuck with my 3 nights a week in the market tavern, not that I can argue with that coz its not actually a bad place to work.

Everyone says there will be all sorts of opportunities at the end of it bus is that really true, are all the jobs taken by immigrants that dont know a thing???????

Are there "modules" covering diversity and race relations on this high-falutin', academically rigorous HNC you're doing?

[Dave]

Im a student at glamorgan university!!!! , completing something from work, costing 250 quid! but on the plus side ive now got a student union card , and can go to the freshers ball for fifteen quid ...... pity i'm doing by post .

[Guest missvic]

Im a student at glamorgan university!!!! , completing something from work, costing 250 quid! but on the plus side ive now got a student union card , and can go to the freshers ball for fifteen quid

Congratulations Dave Lane!

[BarLassofBedlington]

Are there "modules" covering diversity and race relations on this high-falutin', academically rigorous HNC you're doing?

Afraid not but it is a very hard corse to do as most students here have already done NVQ level 3 and i havent, im straight in at deep end and got 2 years till I graduate!!!

[Denzel]

Well Ive started my HNC in Hospitality management and so far ive been searching for a job for months and still seem to be stuck with my 3 nights a week in the market tavern, not that I can argue with that coz its not actually a bad place to work.

Everyone says there will be all sorts of opportunities at the end of it bus is that really true, are all the jobs taken by immigrants that dont know a thing???????

1. Open fridge.

2. Remove bottle.

3. Open bottle.

4. Pour into glass.

There; you should get at least A 2:1 if you follow those instructions.

[Dave]

1. Open fridge.

2. Remove bottle.

3. Open bottle.

4. Pour into glass.

There; you should get at least A 2:1 if you follow those instructions.

Don't forget the pineapple and cheese on a stick!

[BedlingtonLass]

Party???

[BarLassofBedlington]

1. Open fridge.

2. Remove bottle.

3. Open bottle.

4. Pour into glass.

There; you should get at least A 2:1 if you follow those instructions.

quite a bit harder than that denzil but you wont understand it anyway

[Denzel]

quite a bit harder than that denzil but you wont understand it anyway

I was being flippant, I do apologise.

There's bed-making, hoovering and polishing to be taken into account as well.

[Pencil_Neck]

I was being flippant, I do apologise.

There's bed-making, hoovering and polishing to be taken into account as well.

Just admit it you do it yourself.........Tony

[BarLassofBedlington]

I was being flippant, I do apologise.

There's bed-making, hoovering and polishing to be taken into account as well.

Denzel all that maybe hard for you to do but to some people it comes of ease or maybe im being too flippant????

(like to see you try the course!)