Dear "Girl Of Your Dreams Looking For Love"

[threegee]

Thanks for the offer, but this is one thing we have plenty of in The Town without importing it from Russia!

The same goes for the pills advertiser; the guy selling software to protect my PC, and others. Thank you, but read the rules - the BedBay forums are for local residents and firms only!

Now, those local people may have nothing at all to sell; have all their wants met, and some might claim that for the most part they are lazy SOBS; web illiterate couch potatoes; totally lacking any enterprise; and apt to look gift horses in the mouth - but that's as it may be! Time will tell.

[Denzel]

Thanks for the offer, but this is one thing we have plenty of in The Town without importing it from Russia!

The same goes for the pills advertiser; the guy selling software to protect my PC, and others. Thank you, but read the rules - the BedBay forums are for local residents and firms only!

Now, those local people may have nothing at all to sell; have all their wants met, and some might claim that for the most part they are lazy SOBS; web illiterate couch potatoes; totally lacking any enterprise; and apt to look gift horses in the mouth - but that's as it may be! Time will tell.

I missed it. Crivens.

[DAZZA]

WE DIVINT NEED NEY RUSSIAN LASSES COZ THERES PLENTY TIDY BEWARZ RUND HERE

[Denzel]

WE DIVINT NEED NEY RUSSIAN LASSES COZ THERES PLENTY TIDY BEWARZ RUND HERE

Yep, usually in the Market Tavern.

[BarLassofBedlington]

Who you on about?

[Denzel]

Who you on about?

That smart lass in the Tavern who likes riding horses.

[Hamburger Pimp]

Giddy up!

[Denzel]

Giddy up!

Hot to trot.

[BarLassofBedlington]

now hey!!!

[Denzel]

now hey!!!

Eh? What's up?