Loose A Leg.....and Settlement Of 200 Million

[Pencil_Neck]

whats got 3 legs and lives on a farm?

paul mcartney and heather mills

Paul McCartney bought Heather Mills a plane for her Cristmas............ ..

and wax for her other leg!!!

Paul McCartney has announced to the world that he is indeed dating an amputee by the name of Heather Mills......which made Ringo very happy. This way if the Beatles ever do reunite again, he knows his job as a drummer is still safe

[Denzel]

A South African loses a leg in a gold mining accident.

'I'm knackered now' he said, 'who is going to want a one-legged gold digger?!'

'ME!!!' said Paul McCartney.

[Hamburger Pimp]

The Sun's website

The Sun's site has the byline "Our lawyers are watching".

There's a sweet gig.

[Denzel]

'Page after page of no-holds barred images'.

That's literature for you Mr Shakespeare.

[Pencil_Neck]

'Page after page of no-holds barred images'.

That's literature for you Mr Shakespeare.

See Priesty's phone.......

[Denzel]

You can add mine to that list.

[Pencil_Neck]

You can add mine to that list.

Quality phone it is........

[Denzel]

Quality phone it is........

Yep, full of pictures of Ann's rat.