Let's Hear It Fir The Toon

[Pencil_Neck]

Any Stella-related goings on in Neck Towers at the weekend?

Quite a few actually.....Mrs Neck was in good form

[Denzel]

Quite a few actually.....Mrs Neck was in good form

Did she reprise her classic 'falling off the barstool in the Black Bull' gag?

[Pencil_Neck]

Did she reprise her classic 'falling off the barstool in the Black Bull' gag?

No, no.......good form, pre Stella consumption

However, she managed to walk directly into the small table in the curry hoose

[Denzel]

No, no.......good form, pre Stella consumption

However, she managed to walk directly into the small table in the curry hoose

Hehe good old Thelma!

[Hamburger Pimp]

If we could take one step back from the "anally-violating-fellow-poster's-mothers" tomfoolery for a moment, Newcastle supporters may be interested in the following piece of Alan Shearer memorabilia.

Quality Item

[Sw@lnalla]

Newcastle supporters may be interested in the following piece of Alan Shearer memorabilia.

The worlds most expensive paper plate.

[Pete]

Is the Toon ganna buy any new players before the start of the new season?

[Denzel]

I missed out on it. Have to make do with my Billy Askew chopsticks.

[Pencil_Neck]

I missed out on it. Have to make do with my Billy Askew chopsticks.

[Denzel]

I cherish them almost as much as my Micky Quinn cruet set.

[bedlington bears]

If we could take one step back from the "anally-violating-fellow-poster's-mothers" tomfoolery for a moment, Newcastle supporters may be interested in the following piece of Alan Shearer memorabilia.

Quality Item

Isn't he the guy who wears some sort of hat?

[Hamburger Pimp]

Easy now BB, just because your husband hasn't come back from a game of golf at three in the morning ("they've got floodlights nowadays, honest") no need to go mad with the coarse language. We're not all dockers here, you know.

[Denzel]

Aye, get her telt CK.

[Pete]

Any chance of a whip round to buy John Hall's Toon shares, if we could get them we could bring back KK.

[Denzel]

We don't want KK back Pete.

[Pete]

We don't want KK back Pete.

I suppose your right Denzel, we will stick with Mr Roader, he did well when he took over and had a good end to the season. Howay the Toon

[Denzel]

What he said.

[Pete]

What he said.

Who said?

[Hamburger Pimp]

No Owen, No Shearer, No Chopra.

Ameobi still got his gammy hip, Luque still in the huff.

Ownership of the club up in the air with rumours of takeover bids and the Halls slipping out the back door, having trousered most of the club's money.

Good luck, Glenn.

[bedlington bears]

My only football story is that Geordie Ridley who wrote 'The Blaydon Races' was my Great-Great Grandfather. But there is a twist to the tale!

[Sw@lnalla]

My only football story is that Geordie Ridley who wrote 'The Blaydon Races' was my Great-Great Grandfather. But there is a twist to the tale!

I've got a twist in mine but I don't brag about it.

[bedlington bears]

I've got a twist in mine but I don't brag about it.

You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

[Sw@lnalla]

You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

Now that could be a 'cork popping' experience.

[Denzel]

No Owen, No Shearer, No Chopra.

Ameobi still got his gammy hip, Luque still in the huff.

Ownership of the club up in the air with rumours of takeover bids and the Halls slipping out the back door, having trousered most of the club's money.

Good luck, Glenn.

A normal day at the office.

[Hamburger Pimp]

Is it that time already?

A tough looking Christmas programme, yes?