bedlington bears Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 One of the children's parents stopped me in the foyer at Bedlington Bears and said "Wendy, I am a psychic medium. I forsee that in the near future, you will advertise my services on Bedlington.co.uk. My God! she was 100% correct because here it is. Isn't that spooky? Email me if you want her telephone number. Alternatively, come to the door and ask for the number (while learning that your first week's childcare is absolutely free). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Subliminal advertising. Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Now, I'm as reasonable as the next man, but isn't about time all right-thinking people got together and burnt these necromancers, fortune-tellers and witches?Otherwise they will incur the wrath of a vengeful God and then where will we be? In a pit of burning flames for all eternity while Baal and other minions of Satan stick red hot pokers up your jacksie, that's where.I'll bid you good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Now, I'm as reasonable as the next man, but isn't about time all right-thinking people got together and burnt these necromancers, fortune-tellers and witches?Otherwise they will incur the wrath of a vengeful God and then where will we be? In a pit of burning flames for all eternity while Baal and other minions of Satan stick red hot pokers up your jacksie, that's where.I'll bid you good day.I think the Colonel has a point there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 One of the children's parents stopped me in the foyer at Bedlington Bears and said "Wendy, I am a psychic medium. I forsee that in the near future, you will advertise my services on Bedlington.co.uk. My God! she was 100% correct because here it is. Isn't that spooky? Email me if you want her telephone number. Alternatively, come to the door and ask for the number (while learning that your first week's childcare is absolutely free).Can you ask your psychic for next weeks lotery numbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Can you ask your psychic for next weeks lotery numbers?And give Pete some advice on predicting Newcastle scores! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 And give Pete some advice on predicting Newcastle scores!Ill never buy a second hand crystal ball again Denzel, but next season its a pin and a fixture list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Ah the traditional method! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Ah the traditional method!If you don't sort the back four out......usual mid table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 If you don't sort the back four out......usual mid table Never wa ganna win the leauge next season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Never wa ganna win the leauge next season OK, keep taking the pills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 OK, keep taking the pills And what pills would they be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 And what pills would they be?anti reality ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 anti reality ones I totally disagree, look at Wigan everybodies tip for a quick return to the Championship, nothing stoping the Toon becoming next seasons surprise package. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 nothing stoping the Toon becoming next seasons surprise package.Relegation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 If you don't sort the back four out......usual mid table And if you don't sort out your mighty forward line out I think the Scousers could lose some ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 And if you don't sort out your mighty forward line out I think the Scousers could lose some ground.Bring in Defoe. SWP & we're set Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Bring in Defoe. SWP & we're set Get rid of Crouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Get rid of CrouchNo, he's ok actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 No, he's ok actually No, he's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 No, he's not.I agree Denzel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 I agree DenzelPete is the sort of bloke I'd want next to me in the trenches. Good work fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 You started growing leeks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 You started growing leeks?Yep, in Uncle Bernie's allotment. He's got a greenhouse AND a shed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Yep, in Uncle Bernie's allotment. He's got a greenhouse AND a shed now.Even more places for slap & tickle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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