Denzel Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 So then my cyber-chums, what's floating your boat at the moment? Alternatively, what's boiling your !*!@# ?Yes please:-Bank holiday weekends - 3 out of 2 ain't badMates who throw up over their bedrooms - to the chagrin of the missusHomemade chicken cacciatore - extra anchovies brings out the flavourThatcher's cider - matured in rum barrels; there is a GodThe new Alfa Brera - sod your BMW'sBob Seger's 'Night Moves' - white collar rock rocksMatalan - a bargain on every gondola endBeef stroganoff - steak, cream and mushrooms never tasted so goodNo thank you:-The Matrix - only understood by people who do 'blogs'Buying a new suit - I'm a weird shape (some would say 'fat')Metatarsal injuries - it's only a bliddy toe lads, put some TCP on and run it offWork - life's cheaper on the Nat KingCar servicing - £260?! Kiss my !*!@# Mr AgnelliJose Mourinho - cheer up man, you used to be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 So then my cyber-chums, what's floating your boat at the moment? Alternatively, what's boiling your !*!@# ?Yes please:-Bank holiday weekends - 3 out of 2 ain't badMates who throw up over their bedrooms - to the chagrin of the missusHomemade chicken cacciatore - extra anchovies brings out the flavourThatcher's cider - matured in rum barrels; there is a GodThe new Alfa Brera - sod your BMW'sBob Seger's 'Night Moves' - white collar rock rocksMatalan - a bargain on every gondola endBeef stroganoff - steak, cream and mushrooms never tasted so goodNo thank you:-The Matrix - only understood by people who do 'blogs'Buying a new suit - I'm a weird shape (some would say 'fat')Metatarsal injuries - it's only a bliddy toe lads, put some TCP on and run it offWork - life's cheaper on the Nat KingCar servicing - £260?! Kiss my !*!@# Mr AgnelliJose Mourinho - cheer up man, you used to be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Bob Seger's 'Night Moves' - white collar rock rocksGood ol' american rock about the horny-handed sons of toil who work in offices, eh? Tremendous stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Yep, bought mesel a trailer as well; I'm off to live the American dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Yep, bought mesel a trailer as well; I'm off to live the American dream.You dawg....oops wrong link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Yep, bought mesel a trailer as well; I'm off to live the American dream.Hmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Hmmmm.He does enjoy country lanes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 He does enjoy country lanes Yep, I'm a country member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 We hadn't forgotten.(Denzel's pin-point cross turned in at the far post by Knowledge. 1-0!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EwokTopLad Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 Still the funniest thing i have seen in a long while. The England vs German "Legends" (I use the term loosly) match the other night.Good ol' Boris wiping out some german from the 80's. Think he must have been taking advice from Cohen and Offiah about how to "tackle" before the game rather than sharpe et al.Reminds me of Mr Hair or Colonel Knoweldge at 5 a side........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 It's Funny 'Cos It's True! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 We hadn't forgotten.(Denzel's pin-point cross turned in at the far post by Knowledge. 1-0!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 This week....Yes please:-Bulmer's Original - mmmm deliciousThe possibility of a new job - 2nd interview in the offingListening to 'heartland rock' at a loud volumeReligious cults in Darlington - great stuffBeverly Hills Cop - get the f** outta hereNo thanks:-Locking my car keys in the car with the engine running and having to smash the back window - oh dearPaying for said back windowThe Dyson tipping over and landing on my foot - it smarts a bitEurovision Song Contest - bunch of !*!@# Big Brother back on TV - I should be in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 No thanks:-Eurovision Song Contest - bunch of !*!@# Dissing Eurovision? Not on my watch, soldier!The Eurovision Song Contest is skill. Abba and their star-shaped guitars, Bucks Fizz whipping their skirts off, Gina G giving it laldy, unorthodox Finnish death metal types, pneumatic Greek wallopers in low-cut frocks, eastern bloc Hi-NRG gay disco stompers, tedious cypriot balladeers, cringeworthy Irish my-lovely-horse imitators, all human life is here and it's all good.A smorgasbord of Europop fun here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 More Eurovisions fun, last night's fantastic performance by Lithuania. Watch out for Denzel going mental and freaking out at the intrumental break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pencil_Neck Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 More Eurovisions fun, last night's fantastic performance by Lithuania. Watch out for Denzel going mental and freaking out at the intrumental break. Beats Borko's finger dance......class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Dissing Eurovision? Not on my watch, soldier!The Eurovision Song Contest is skill. Abba and their star-shaped guitars, Bucks Fizz whipping their skirts off, Gina G giving it laldy, unorthodox Finnish death metal types, pneumatic Greek wallopers in low-cut frocks, eastern bloc Hi-NRG gay disco stompers, tedious cypriot balladeers, cringeworthy Irish my-lovely-horse imitators, all human life is here and it's all good.How bored are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Hair Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 More Eurovisions fun, last night's fantastic performance by Lithuania. Watch out for Denzel going mental and freaking out at the intrumental break. I'm not as bored after seeing that, eee you tickle me you do. I know this is really old but it's a good un anyhow, http://gprime.net/flash.php/numanumaOh well you get the idea![bB Script fixed by Webmaster (though I'm not exactly sure why!) - P.S.: Null Point!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzel Posted May 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 More Eurovisions fun, last night's fantastic performance by Lithuania. Watch out for Denzel going mental and freaking out at the intrumental break. The Take That revival rolls on and on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 A mix that's funkier than a box of monkeys This is what old Bill Gate had in mind when he was hotfooting it down to the patent office with his plans for an internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamburger Pimp Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Have you planted a camera in my living room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sw@lnalla Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 I never realised that I had a twin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Seen him up the club Saturday nite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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