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Cympil

Cympil

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A male patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his

nose and mouth, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour operation.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind his mask."are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir.I'm only here to

wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,

she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back back the covers.

She raise his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the

other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with

them,Sir!!"

The man pulls off his mask and smiles at her and says very slowly.

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely....

Are - my - test - results - back?"

:lol:

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Denzel

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A male patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his

nose and mouth, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour operation.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind his mask."are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir.I'm only here to

wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,

she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back back the covers.

She raise his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the

other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with

them,Sir!!"

The man pulls off his mask and smiles at her and says very slowly.

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely....

Are - my - test - results - back?"

:lol:

Keep your blue jokes for another forum please. Can we have this joke censored please moderator types?

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Pete

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A male patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his

nose and mouth, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour operation.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind his mask."are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir.I'm only here to

wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,

she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back back the covers.

She raise his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the

other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with

them,Sir!!"

The man pulls off his mask and smiles at her and says very slowly.

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely....

Are - my - test - results - back?"

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Mr Darn

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A male patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his

nose and mouth, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour operation.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind his mask."are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir.I'm only here to

wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,

she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back back the covers.

She raise his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the

other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with

them,Sir!!"

The man pulls off his mask and smiles at her and says very slowly.

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely....

Are - my - test - results - back?"

:lol:

I like it!

Keep your blue jokes for another forum please. Can we have this joke censored please moderator types?

Are there any left? aint seen missvic in a while...

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I like it!

Are there any left? aint seen missvic in a while...

Yes, don't you know? It's one of the top 3 rules of how NOT to moderate a forum:

  • Don't visit the forums you are moderating often. Twice a month is enough. Nobody cares.

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Yes, don't you know? It's one of the top 3 rules of how NOT to moderate a forum:
  • Don't visit the forums you are moderating often. Twice a month is enough. Nobody cares.

rule 4:

Don't waste time moderating forums when most original members have stopped visiting, especially when you have more important things to do!

There's very few people visiting the forum these days, and those who do must be aquainted to the bad language and inane opinions by now... and surely there's more to life than offending folk/moderating folk offending folk/ explaining why moderating folk offending folk (I'm sure you get the picture)?

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rule 4:

Don't waste time moderating forums when most original members have stopped visiting, especially when you have more important things to do!

There's very few people visiting the forum these days, and those who do must be aquainted to the bad language and inane opinions by now... and surely there's more to life than offending folk/moderating folk offending folk/ explaining why moderating folk offending folk (I'm sure you get the picture)?

Yeah the old ciques were best <_< the best at being boring the best at agreeing with each other,brown nosing,bum licking etc etc etc yawn b****y yawn,the dummies they spat out are at this minute travelling over Russia.....for the third time ;)

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rule 4:

Don't waste time moderating forums when most original members have stopped visiting, especially when you have more important things to do!

There's very few people visiting the forum these days, and those who do must be aquainted to the bad language and inane opinions by now... and surely there's more to life than offending folk/moderating folk offending folk/ explaining why moderating folk offending folk (I'm sure you get the picture)?

aint that the truth! its like a ghost town tumbleweed.sized.jpeg

:lol:

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rule 4:

Don't waste time moderating forums when most original members have stopped visiting, especially when you have more important things to do!

There's very few people visiting the forum these days, and those who do must be aquainted to the bad language and inane opinions by now... and surely there's more to life than offending folk/moderating folk offending folk/ explaining why moderating folk offending folk (I'm sure you get the picture)?

See what I mean?

What an attitude to have as a moderator.

Your buddy's have left and you don't want to make an effort to get to know new members?

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