There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.
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27 September 2011 - 10:28 AM
In Topic: Buying Advice For Velcro Product
02 September 2011 - 11:15 AM
Thats EXACTLY the problem!
I'm sitting there quite happily at 5m completing a 3 minute safety stop and "PPHHHAAAAARRRPPPP!!!" up i go!!!
I'm sitting there quite happily at 5m completing a 3 minute safety stop and "PPHHHAAAAARRRPPPP!!!" up i go!!!
In Topic: Buying Advice For Velcro Product
11 August 2011 - 05:22 PM
Nope, they id not have what i wanted, but pointed me in another direction:
Calf Supports.
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These look like what i want, they are £30 a pair.
If i have no more suggestions over the weekend, i'll order some monday.
Calf Supports.
calf support.jpg 15.21K
32 downloadsThese look like what i want, they are £30 a pair.
If i have no more suggestions over the weekend, i'll order some monday.
In Topic: Buying Advice For Velcro Product
09 August 2011 - 06:45 PM
not a bad plan keith, i'm thinking these ones i've seen might just be a home made pair.
I'll check out Go Outdoors tomorrow, i'm over that way anyway.
I'll check out Go Outdoors tomorrow, i'm over that way anyway.
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09 August 2011 - 12:30 PM
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